Lollipops, lollies, or suckers. No matter what you call them, they are pure sticky sweet goodness, especially if you’re a kid. But before you eat the whole thing in one sitting, you may want to take some colorful, yummy pictures to remember it…
George W looks like an old white Steve Urkle. “Did I do that?” Yes asshole you did. Ugh
LINDA, HAVE YOU SEEN MY SHOWER GEL? WHAT ABOUT MY CINNAMON MANDIBLE PASTE?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ASK ME? CHERYL PROBABLY USED THEM BOTH LAST NIGHT.
DON’T EVEN TRY TO DRAG ME INTO THIS. THEY’RE PROBABLY STILL IN HER SUITCASE. I HATE CINNAMON, AND I USE AN EXFOLIATING CARAPACE SCRUB. YOU KNOW THAT.
WILL ONE OF YOU PLEASE GO CHECK? I DON’T WANT TO MISS THE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST.